Well, we got a packet of test results (with no explanations). Being a layman, they're largely indecipherable for me. But, we did look them over several times, and can comprehend the ranges they say the various and sundry numbers should fall within. Many of mine are clearly without. Sometimes radically so. Especially those in the cortisol family (which is what I've been looking into of late).
In two weeks and change, I have a cortisol challenge test (which does not sound fun), and later that day, we will meet with Dr. Nice in Bellevue to go over the packet of test results I received. In the meanwhile, I'll send the results to Dr. Impressive, who will be looking into the cortisol issues further and who has ordered the challenge test.
There's also something way off with my sodium (so much so that the only thing in the whole packet that was written in the "notes" section was "sodium test verified by repeating;" so it must be bad).
Many of the tests have very long names with lots of syllables. Even sounding them out, we can't get a good read on them, so they morphed into silliness, as in, "Wow, the pterodactyl is 900 when it should be 100."
Do the math, and you get a sick pterodactyl.
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